So we are heading for the largest economic crisis to hit the world for over decades. Maybe I could ask google the best way too, erm, too …… ah whatever, I’m sure Google will help me. Now lets see what the reccomend to get me through these times of need. Aha, right now I got it, OK first I’m gonna loose some weight, then when that doesn’t work I’ll probably just want to end it all. Jeez if I could just loose some belly fat that might help. Sod it, I cant loose it, so I’ll try and gain some. I’ll get high on weed and eat some snickers that should do it. Now I got it, I’ll get pregnant. Stranger things have happened. Now what shall I burn next? Some fat or some money? Perhaps I’ll just go on holiday to spain… maybe I’ll quit the fags when I get back.
Come on Google, things arent that bad, are they ?